Searched for: digitania porn
Probably wanted: Hand fetish porn?
Found: Some innocent banter about digits.
Thoughts: I’m no longer surprised by any word attached to porn.
WTF Rating: :wtf3:

Searched for: deformed nipples
Probably wanted: Mishapen areolae, nipples, breasts and general chest-based things
Found: No idea. I don’t have a site dedicated to funny looking body parts.
Thoughts: If they really want to be freaked out by nipples, they should photoshop them off of their favorite nude model. Now that’s creepy.
WTF Rating: :wtf7:

Searched for: fraggle rock catalina
Probably wanted: Photos of your favorite puppets vacationing on an island.
Found: Just some fireworks”
Thoughts: This was probably the start to some incredibly depraved Fraggle Rock fan fiction.
WTF Rating: :wtf6:

Searched for: going commando -playstation
Probably wanted: Only people freeballing it while playing their N64 or Dreamcast.
Found: I have no idea.
Thoughts: Underwear only slows you down while playing video games. Everyone knows that.
WTF Rating: :wtf6:

Searched for: crowd boos John Mayer
Probably wanted: A touching photo of John Mayer crying into a hanky.
Found: One of the pictures of John Mayer on this Macworld 2005 page.
Ranked (at the time): #1 on google
Thoughts: They next tried “crowd stones John Mayer” and “crowd pisses on John Mayer”. Just because you google for it, doesn’t make it happen buddy.
WTF Rating: :wtf2:

Searched for: oscar meyer weiner song
Probably wanted: The lyrics or video of this famous jingle.
Found: A photo from MacWorld.
Thoughts: My photo gallery of a tech conference contains no pictures of weiners, hotdogs, or pig anuses.
WTF Rating: :wtf3:

Searched for: quotes about moving on from a dick boyfriend
Probably wanted: Something witty to tell their friends after a bad breakup.
Found: Probably the quotes page.
Thoughts: Such language. I’m shocked. Shocked I tell you.
WTF Rating: :wtf2:

Searched for: erotic asphyxiation
Probably wanted: It’s a tossup. People choking themselves? Or something worthy to get them going.
Found: Skiing in Big Bear.
Thoughts: This one goes out to all those who think breathing is overrated.
WTF Rating: :wtf6:

Searched for: vagina hubris (5 people searched for this in one month)
Probably wanted: Female genitalia that is arrogant and defies its god?
Found: A little Lord Of The Rings action.
Thoughts: Well, that is a direct quote from my site. So I can’t bad mouth them all that much.
WTF Rating: :wtf9:

Searched for: zombie porn
Probably wanted: The living dead doing unspeakable things with their bloody appendages.
Found: An innocent Halloween party.
Thoughts: Is this what turns people on nowadays?
WTF Rating: :wtf8: